"Why can't I kill off the main characters of my best selling novel, dear publisher?! It's my damn book!"
*sigh* "I told you from the beginning! You can't kill off the main character's!!! Your writing for a specific audience! And also I don't want to have to break up the riot at your front door when you release the book!"
"But I already announced it on my website!"
"You did WHAT?!!!!"
"Oh, crap! Don't kill me!" *runs away screaming*
"Get back here!!!" *chases after*
That's all duckies!
~Lola
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